It’s that time of year again: there’s frost on the window panes, hot chocolate in your cup, and another blogger is here to harass you with daily Blogmas posts!
For those of you who don’t know what Blogmas is, let me explain– it’s basically a one month challenge where bloggers try to post about all things Christmas at least once a day. Sounds easy? Well, it’s not. I usually give up around the 7th.
Still, I’m back at it again! To kick off this year’s Blogmas I’m dropping my Christmas list! Affiliate links are present, so click to shop!
Because every girl needs a pillow that describes, in detail, her exact desires in life. I mostly want this pillow so any man who enters my home knows exactly what he’s getting himself into.
I am a big fan of having a positive attitude in the face of adversity, and if spending $50 on wall art makes me feel better about my lack of money, so be it. This also functions as a deterrent for anyone who insists labeling me as “the rich friend” just because I work 3 jobs. Spoiler alert: I am working those jobs because I’m broke as hell.
I just want to look at hot, seemingly intellectual dudes. Is that so bad?
It’s like a house coat. But it’s a cape. A Princess cape. Also it has a hood, so while wearing it I wouldn’t have to do my hair. I feel like if you don’t want this something is seriously wrong with you.
Update: my mom came up behind me and saw this. “You want to wear this?” She sighs, shaking her head. “This is why you’re single.”
I’m pretty much known for my infamous going-out glow, so I’m pretty sure this Pixi Glowtion can bring some of that night time fabulousness into the day. Getting your glow on is basically a human right at this point, right?
Swearing and Feminism. My two favourite things.
Okay this is definitely the most serious thing on this list… But it’s also the most expensive. If any of you have $450 to blow and are feeling generous, please buy this for me. I’ll tag you in all my instagram posts, I swear.
Okay but this is just cool. I’m not the only one who thinks this, right?
Look at him! Look at how fancy he is! You love him right?
I just want weird animal art! Leave me alone! Why don’t you love this fancy dog as much as I do?
Because I am a boss. Maybe. One day. Hopefully?
What do you think, Broke Babes? Love it? Hate it? What’s on your Christmas list?
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